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You're over here jerking off our swap,
son.

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I want to know what a dad dick looks
like. Are they bigger?

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I love my new family.

4
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So, what do you think about the playoffs
this year?

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Oh, it's going to be a close one.

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Some things are getting in, some things
are falling out.

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Oh, hey, sweetheart. Let's give you a
hand with that.

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Thank you. You guys are so sweet.

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Thank you, Swap. Thank you, Swap. Here
you go, honey.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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Cheers to being the best Swap family
ever.

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Yes, cheers to that.

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That's good.

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Well, guys, so it's been our one -month
anniversary of being a Swap family.

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So I would like to bring everybody
together to really talk about what a

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wonderful experience this has been for
all of us. And, you know, have everybody

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just talk about what they've enjoyed so
much about this. And, you know, just

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maybe help bring us all a little closer
together.

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So, yeah, everybody have a seat.

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This is so great.

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I love this.

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So, SWAT family, I'll be more than happy
to start out our conversation.

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So, one of the things that I'm so happy
about and the best experiences that I've

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had with the SWAT family is the dinners.
Basically being able to come together

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and enjoy dinner together and really
have a great bonding experience.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, that to me is what's been, I'm so
grateful and thankful for that time that

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we've got to spend together.

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Mom, what do you think about it?

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I would have to definitely say that I
love that we have such nice, sweet swap

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kids. You guys are amazing. I love to
hang out with you, Selena, get our nails

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done. I love bonding and getting to know
each other more. It's really, really

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great. And you, honey, you are the
absolute sweetest. I

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just adore this family.

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All right, I guess I'll share.

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You know, the dinners, they're amazing.

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You know, you guys' parents.

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Pretty good, I'm not going to lie.

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And then Swap Dad teaching me how to
play football and Swap Mom teaching me

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to cook.

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It was such a good panel. I've been
really enjoying this experience with you

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guys.

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That's so sweet.

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How about you, honey?

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Well, Selena, what do you think?

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I mean, honestly, this whole Swap thing
would be a whole lot better if we all

48
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just fucked already.

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What? Come on.

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Like, we're all really, really hot, and
I see what you do, and I see what you

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do, and I see what you do.

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Honey, what are you talking about? Yeah,
young lady, I don't believe this is

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appropriate. No, please, don't be like
that.

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I see the way that you look at her when
she's in the shower.

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I know that you wear that cute little
dress all the time because you know it's

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his favorite.

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Come on. You can't be serious. You know
exactly what I'm talking about. You

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named your vibrator after him. Oh, hey.

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Yeah, no. Don't give me that, like,
shame. Don't give me that look.

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You slap dad. I've seen you watching me
through my whole cheerleading routine.

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And then where do you go after that? You
go to the bathroom and do God knows

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what for God knows how long.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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You named your vibrator after me?

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I mean, this isn't how I wanted you to
find that out, but I guess. Yeah.

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Yeah. But it's okay. It's okay. Because,
you know, that's like the best thing

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about the Swap family. We can all have
our fun and we can all just fuck without

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any feelings involved.

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I mean, I don't really think that that's
appropriate, to be honest

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with you.

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I mean, I would love to fuck Swap Mom.

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I'm not opposed to fucking Swap Time.

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What?

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I want to fuck you, Swap Dad.

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What?

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I don't know that that's an appropriate
thing to do.

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I think it is.

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I mean, is this really happening right
now?

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Yes, honey. This is really happening
right now.

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you

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I'm sorry.

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um um

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Yes.

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This is such a good idea.

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What the fuck?

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That's why.

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What's going on?

88
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Come on.

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Help me switch.

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This little slap.

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Bye. Bye.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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This is how a swap family should be.

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I want you to dream.

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I want you to dream.

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Pull it out on your face. On your face.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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That's what I'm talking about.

